Happy Sunny Saturday Park Has a Dark, Dark Secret.

The more I work on this theme, the more I have the feeling that there’s something sinister going on. Is something horrible going on that’s not visible? Is there a menacing something hiding in the shadows?

Or...the last thing I remember was being shot point blank in the chest. I blacked out for a minute, which was weird, I thought there’d be more pain. Then I came to and managed to stand up. I staggered around in the park. I could hear screaming. And another weird thing: I realized I wasn’t breathing.

I thought, man, I wish I could eat some brains.